Quotes

About boredom

"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
~Ambrose Bierce

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
~Bert Leston Taylor

"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."
~Dylan Thomas

About Hollywood

"It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ."
~Truman Capote

"Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors."
~Walter Winchell

"Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be."
~Lionel Barrymore

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."
~Dorothy Parker

About stupidity

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
~Frank Dane

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."
~Unknown

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
~Albert Einstein

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
~Euripides

Witty quotes

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
~W.C. Fields

"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
~Dale Carnegie

"There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
~Jim Morrison

Quotes from The Quotations Page and Amusing Quotes.